The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 17, 1997
Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: How was the ball game you took your son to? Brutus: Awful! Rained out after two innings! Mr. Veeblefester: Oh, well, at least you got rain checks for the tickets, didn't you? Brutus: Yeah... Brutus: But not for the parking, or the score cards, or the hot dogs, or the souvenir hats, or the peanuts, or...