The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 18, 2002
Transcript:
"Sigh...being a mogul isn't as everyone thinks, Thornapple..." "People look at me as if I am different- some kind of privileged, golden boy, well, I'm not!" "After all, when I get up in the morning, my valet puts my pants on one leg at a time, like everyone else!"