The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 12, 2011
November 11, 2011
November 13, 2011
Transcript:
Gladys: You need to be a good boy for Grammy tonight, while Daddy and I are out! Wilberforce: I know, Mom - Dad already told me to mind Grammy or else! Gladys: Or else what? Wilberforce: He said if I upset her, she would summon her flying monkeys!
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
Ah, back to the old “Mother-in-law” jokes.
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
And no dousing Grammy with water either.
bbear about 13 years ago
Run Forest … er Dad … Run!
hawgowar about 13 years ago
My wife, bless her, was terrified of the flying monkeys as a child and didn’t really like them in the movie as an adult. Yet she could not bring herself to NOT watch the movie. Whenever we watched Oz, she’d always cuddle up close and grab my arm in a death grip when it was time for them to make an appearance. Mind you, this is the same 5’2’’ tall woman who took a 13 inch chef’s knife to an intruder one evening while I was at sea and cut him up so bad he almost died before he drove himself to the hospital where he was arrested.
s.gottlieb about 13 years ago
I was more afraid of the apple trees coming to life than the monkeys, but that was me.
cowgirlhippie about 13 years ago
I have flying monkeys he he he he he
iced tea about 13 years ago
Oh, Brutus and his mother-in-law are a hoot!
Slam Dragon about 13 years ago
And the flying monkeys will eat you.
LOLROFL.
Jiblet_VT about 13 years ago
Be nice. The monkey’s had cool wings.
boldyuma about 13 years ago
Chip Sansom needs to put mother Gargle on
a bicycle sometime..I can hear the music now
as Margaret Hamilton rides..
“Da..dumm..tee..dum..tee..dum..tum”(cackles)
steelersneo about 13 years ago
FLY MY PRETTIES, FLY!!!!!