The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 11, 2011
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Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Mr. Veeblefester: Do you have a moment, Thornapple? Mr. Veeblefester: Congratulations on landing the Hart account! It was the highlight of an otherwise mediocre year for us! Mr. Veeblefester: So I have decided to award you a five-hundred-dollar bonus! Brutus: Gee, thanks, Chief! This will really come in handy for my holiday shopping! Brutus: I'd like to mention that Dingle and Schunk provided valuable support in getting this done... Brutus: Perhaps you could consider them for bonuses, as well? Mr. Veeblefester: Very well - in that case, I'll give each of you one hundred!
w2lj almost 13 years ago
No good deed goes unpunished.
The Reader Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Too much information.
pdking77 almost 13 years ago
“Bonus”?? That’s a strange word; I’ll have to Google that. I’ve still got Merriam-Webster bookmarked from when I looked up “raise” and “job”.
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Brutus should have known it was too good to last!
battycomic Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I’ll bet Brutus is thinking “Me and my biiiiiiiig mouth!” right now.
jppjr almost 13 years ago
Shooter918 almost 13 years ago
Brutus did the right thing. What would his co-workers say to him had he accepted the bonus without giving credit for their support?
oldpine52 almost 13 years ago
Be honest, trustworthy, and true and you will recieve your just reward every time.