The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 03, 2012
Transcript:
Clerk: Your size has its own department in the back of the store. Brutus: That's the story of my life - I never fit in with everyone else... Brutus: As a kid, I had to shop in the husky section. Then when I grew up, I had to move to the big and tall area, and now I've been relegated to the portly section!
He just said what was true. What he didn’t say was, "Have you considered dieting?