The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 11, 2013
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July 12, 2013
Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: Good news - I won five hundred dollars with the lottery ticket you bought me! Mr. Veeblefester: And as a token of my appreciation... Mr. Veeblefester: Here's the dollar the ticket cost!
jazzmoose over 11 years ago
I know what I’d tell him to do with that dollar…
Ken8338 Premium Member over 11 years ago
If I give a lottery ticket as a gift, I always buy the same numbers on a separate ticket for myself. That way, I can truthfully say: “I really hope you win”. I have been know to give someone an already scratched off losing ticket and say “I bought you a lottery ticket. Sorry you didn’t win”
Gator007 over 11 years ago
Skin flint.
blackielawless over 11 years ago
what a cheapskate! i would never enter a lottery with co-workers.i would do it with some people in my family.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Goomph!The Hat approves
danlarios over 11 years ago
he should have kept it and told him he didn’t win but than he wouldn’t be a born loser would he?
jimboylan over 11 years ago
Veblfester is in a generous mood, normally he would have offered to split the cost, and give Brutus 50 cents.