The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 12, 2013
Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: Have you seen the weather forecast? Brutus: I don't watch forecasts... Brutus: My achy knee tells me it's going to rain today! When you've got that, who needs forecasts? Mr. Veeblefester: IN that case, ask your knee what the temperature will be for the big game on Sunday.
Hockey and basketball are played indoors. The weather would be moot.