The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 29, 2013
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom OFFICE OF R.W. VEEBLEFESTER ENTER AT OWN RISK! Brutus: Excuse me, Chief. May I have a word with you? Brutus: I want to thank you for the gifts you gave all the employees. What a welcome surprise! Brutus: I'm proud of you! Your generous act of kindness is a testament to the true spirit of the season! Brutus: But I should let you know that the price tag was still on my gift - do you think you might have accidentally left the price tags on everyone's gifts? Mr. Veeblefester: Oh, it was no accident - it was my intent. Brutus: You mean you left the price tags on all of the gifts you gave? Mr. Veeblefester: If I'm going to be generous, I want everyone to know every penny that it set me back!
Cartoon physics, or as my wife says, it is what it is.