The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 19, 2015

i’m close, i use a flip phone

Gee boss, don’t you mean a “crank phone”?

My cell phone has a rotary dial…..

At least his sleeves are rolled up.

My Webroot is reporting this site to be unsafe. Anyone else getting this?

…at least when he picks up the receiver, the operator doesn’t answer.

I am also a dial up phone, AND double parked on the “information superhighway”