The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 17, 2015
May 16, 2015
May 18, 2015
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: Brutus, I'm at my wits' end! Gladys: I don't know where my car keys are - you haven't seen them, have you? Gladys: I've been looking for them for over an hour! I can't find them anywhere! Brutus: Did you retrace your steps since you last had them? Be sure you've searched anywhere you were! Gladys: I've looked every place, except between the cushions on the sofa where I was sitting! Brutus: Why in the world haven't you looked there? Gladys: Because if I look in the last place and they aren't there, I'll know I'll never find them!
guy42 over 9 years ago
The lost item is ALWAYS in the last place you look for it.
Bob. over 9 years ago
She forgot where she parked it.
KEA over 9 years ago
another tip: I always check the refrigerator. (ya come in with a load of stuff, open the refrigerator, put things down…)
ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago
My lost keys are usually dangling from the doorknob.
route66paul over 9 years ago
My wife lost hers and we had to go make a complete set about 2 weeks later, she found them, in the handlebar grip of the kid’s tricycle.
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
She’s suffering from middle age Alzheimer’s. CRS. Can’t remember s..t. After all. This is a family site.
english.ann over 9 years ago
How about looking in all your clothes’ pockets? Once I realized I had left a set of keys in a pocket when I heard them hitting the sides of the clothes dryer as it dried a load of clothes I put into it.