The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 23, 2017

If you gave up your vices, you would probably live longer.

Here, here. Who’d want to live longer without the vices.

“Only the good diiiiiiiiiiiiee young, only the good die young!” Thank you, Billy Joel!

Thank you.

If I gave up my vises, how could I thread my pipes?

Giving up vices, doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll live longer, it will just probably seem much longer.