The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 21, 2018

So that’s why he’s never been fired or laid off.

My smell must be bacon or I simply won’t wake up.

I would rather wake up and smell the chocolate myself.

I always heard it as: “Wake up and smell the roses.”

For me one of the sweet smells to wake up to was chocolate.

Nah, either Smell the coffee or Smell the bacon.