The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 06, 2018

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And that is one of the signs of an a$$hole.

So Chief…Let’s say you have three bags of money, and I pick one up and take it. You still have (one plus one = three) bags of money, correct?

Funny, that’s not what I learned at school.

Thorny us not subservient. He thinks one plus one is three :)

Isn’t that how Trump estimates his wealth?

how many fingers do you see, Winston?

There are four lights!

That is only true on days that end in ‘Y.’ Tomorrow it is not true, since tomorrow ends in ‘W.’ But, when tomorrow gets here, we change the name to today, which ends in ‘Y,’ so its back to rule #1.

“So, I’ll add the first week of my vacation to the second week and take all three weeks in August…”

Subservient or just really terrible at math. Hope he doesn’t work in accounting.

Hello, Accounting Dept., we have a problem.

Seems like a regular day at the Oval office

Is the company his?