The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 11, 2021

More like 36-42-36.

I think your a straight 38.

Mine is easy to remember..30-40-50. Kidding, actually. Sometimes you just have to go for the funny.

Me too!

AC/DC wants to talk to you, Gladys.

In your dreams, Gladys!

78-33-45 ….shaped like a record

In your mind, Gladys…

And that’s in centimeters, right, Hattie?

Yeah, and under my 42" waist is a set of 6 Pack Abs.

Let’s just say “no way” Gladys…..

The sculptor still has a lot of work to do to get you down to 36-24-36, Gladys… ㋡

I think if you doubled Hattie’s measurements you would be pretty close to Gladys’ measurements.

What a woman. Yow. She’s a brick house.

And you’re still 29.

reminded of a line from Hogan’s Hero’s when Schultz is being fitter: How many inches in an acre?

One of them is lying.