The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 13, 2021

Brutus is on his way to a hat trick!

The old lady relies on her daughter’s guilt, but doesn’t know that even with Wilberforce she has no arguments to talk about: they call it “generation gap”

Well played, Brutus! ZING!

If Mother Gargle was my mother-in-law, I would fall into a coma and not just “to sleep,” anytime she spoke!!

/SNARK/

That’s two. Go for the gold, Brutus!

A sure cure for…..insomnia.

The secret is to not listen to yourself.

I strongly suspect that—along with her other charming attributes—Mother Gargle has a voice that could peel paint. Might make falling asleep around her harder than we think.

HA!! Brutus is on a roll!!

I don’t talk to myself anymore. It doesn’t put me to sleep, but I did get tired of all the stupid answers.

Open mouth, insert foot.

CALM BEFORE THE STORM. Careful Brutus. She can punch harder and meaner.

Mother Gargle needs to get out more, maybe join a “whine” club.

A second volley without a response. Of course you know, this means War……

Another slow pitch right down the middle.

LOVE RAMONA GARGLE

Fall asleep? She’s a flippin’ nightmare.

I thought Brutus was going to ask Mother Gargle if she wanted him to bring her a doggie bag…

You could roast a marshmallow on Brutus, because he’s on fire!

She really should have seen that coming. After all, she asked for it.