The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 28, 2021

Hey, hey, hey…..that’s a yolk, son.

If you get eggs with no yolks let me know were you got them.

You increase your chances of getting a "double-yolk* egg if you buy “Jumbo” eggs!!

;-)

Question: Is this a double yolk egg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfRUC9aP4ZM

Wilberforce can gladly take my yolk. When I eat a fried egg, I only eat the white. My mother and I never developed a taste for egg yolks.

I haven’t had one of those since childhood. Oh, to be young agian!

I once had a yolk with the beginnings of an embryo in it. YUCK.

Is no yolk even possible? Two yolks are just twins.

no yolks about it.

That is no " yoke " according to Yakov Smirnoff

I remember those. Growing up, we had chickens. You hardly ever see them in eggs you buy from the store.

Egg whites are good for you!

I got a double yolk the other day. It was truly unusual. It came in two shells.

A no yolk egg is not that uncommon my friend. Every dog will have his day. There is still hope for you. Go Brutus…….

No one can accuse Brutus of lacking self awareness.

There was a seller in a Charlotte, NC farmer’s market that sold double yolk eggs. Every egg was a double.

In other words, the yolk’s on you Brutus.

Brutus, no yolk eggs are not unlucky they help with your cholesterol, and given your waistline cholesterol certainly could be a problem.

Brutus is a good egg and that’s no yolk.

I hate to tell the kid Mom was in a hurry so she dumped two eggs in the pan at the same time…

The Fairy Egg by R. S. Benedict.

https://curiousfictions.com/stories/3815-rs-benedict-the-fairy-egg

I’m starting to crave eggs, big surprise!

The yolks on you

I once bought a dozen eggs that all had double yolks

Kind of late to the party, but they say a true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

And if he gets a double yoked egg the yokes break when it’s cracked.