The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 31, 2021

A long, long,…..piece of paper.

Brutus could more easily list what Gladys has extra.

Brutus is on a roll! So, when does he trade Gladys in?

Lots of paper and a few sharpened pecils.

I foresee that this will not end well for Brutus!!

:-O

ZING! Love it Brutus! (On the other hand, if you are going compile a list like that, you’d better not return. With the first mention of an item on that list, Gladys will pound you into the ground!) ;D

Brutus actually went into another room and burst out laughing. He couldn’t stifle it anymore and didn’t want to get into trouble.

My wife and I sometimes have conversations similar to this. She counters with…“I’d like to see Jennifer Lopez make you breakfast.” It will never happen, but I wouldn’t mind seeing that myself.

One thing my wife has that Jennifer Lopez will never have, is me.

Bad form, Brutus!

she might draw a picture on it of what she wants to do with you now.

She has the same thing, but you have so much more…

I’d use the word processor program on my PC, but I’d have to install a 1TB drive first. ;-)

BTW the list would be about what my wife’s got and what Jennifer Lopez doesn’t!

Tomorrow battle of the lists. Gladys v. J-Lo; Brutus v. Brad Pitt; Mother Gargle v. Endora of Bewitched.

Not a good thing to do………

Fools rush in …

Better grab a blanket and pillow for the couch your going to be sleeping on tonight.

He’s going to need a much bigger pad of paper and a few extra pens……

Silly question, its sitting just in front of you. She.. has studs.. you.. have someone looking for a pencil.

Well to start with, success.

One thing J-lo doesn’t have is Brutus…

No one should ever ask to be compared to a rich and famous person. After having read about Jennifer Lopez’s life, I’d say that Brutus is much better off with Gladys.

This is a case of a stupid question being followed by an even stupider response.

Go all in Brutus: show Gladys her picture along side one of “ JLo”.

Not a good idea.

She set herself up for that one!