The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 27, 2021

Just pucker up…..

Been there, done that. Still tasted better than some of the lemonades I have bought since then.

At least she didn’t make you pay 5 cents as usual in the comics.

She should have used Meyers lemons.

When life hands you lemons – make lemonade!! But please, use sugar or Splenda™!!

/SHMIRK/

Does she put any sugar in her cakes or pies?

I thought sugar has been replaced with corn syrup.

I play it safe, one can of concentrate, three cans of water, and viola!, homemade lemonade.

“Pucker up!”

It’s completely sugar-free – as you should be.

Sourpuss.

Stick to clean water.

she didn’t use sugar, just be grateful she didn’t mix it up as salt.

during our extended heat wave we’ve been enjoying – really enjoying – lemonade sherbet, not overly sweet, every day…

It’s her mother’s recipe.

Gladys would leave the sugar out of sweet tea.

I’d prefer that Lemonade. I love lemons, and have been known to be quite disappointed in the lack of sourness of many a lemon.

Brutus puckered up for lack of sweetness!

When life gives you Mother Gargoyle, go suck a lemon?

The people who make the lemonade at church must be on a diet as they seem to leave out the sugar, too.

And just like that, Brutus, you are on a diet.

Three ingredients to Lemonade: water, SUGAR (sugar substitute), lemons (lemon juice). That was not a mistake, nor was it nice. Even the mother-in-law wouldn’t do that….

Gladys, you had one job…

Gladys likes pucker power…

Well Gladys, you can have it all to yourself.

If you can’t burn it, Gladys can’t make it.

She was very eager for him to try it. That occasionally to often allows one to multiple oops.

GREAT drawing in panel 2, LOL!!!!

From movie ‘Coal Miner’s Daughter’: Just how much salt did that blueberry pie recipe call for? Salt? It didn’t call for …

Years ago, there was a Dick Tracy villain named Pucker Puss, He was so called because he had dentures which made him pucker, I can just imagine what his puckering would have been like if he’d had some of Gladys’s sugarless lemonade.