The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 05, 2021

He fell for it, again.

You can’t help yourself, Brutus!

Love the expression on his co-worker’s face.

♪ Good advice costs nothing, and it’s worth the price ♪

Gents, don’t you know that the only one in the entire company qualified to give advice is Chiefey himself? ;D

You have to look at the source of the advice.

If you do have give advice, give advice that has been proven to work. “Buy low, sell high”, “Don’t wear white after Labor Day”, that kind of thing.

Just do as I say, not as I do and everything will work out fine.

I suppose in America the words advice and advise have different meanings? Like for example one can get advice but one can’t get advise.

Great, when are you gonna start?

The water cooler and break kitchen are neutral zones. Anything goes there.

“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.”

“Don’t follow leaders or walking parking meters.”-B. Dylan.

That’s my opinion and it aught to be yours

had a job in a warehouse that was similar. every time there was an accident, if I was a witness, somehow I was at fault for not taking action to try and stop it. Quickly became Sgt. Schulz “I know nothing”

I don’t make decisions I only make comments on decisions

I wonder what led up to this decision Brutus made. What hot water did he get into? He obviously didn’t really learn from it!

Please note in last panel…the guy smiles. He knows Brutus is right!

oh the irony

Physician, heal thyself.

That lasted the average time for most resolutions.

Here comes the hot water again.

Good teachers teach what they have learned. With all that you have learned over the years, you must have a PhD in life Dr Brutus….

Remember Brutus, you are the Born Loser, so of course your advice is going to get you in trouble.

“There’s only two things I hate… People who have no tolerance for other peoples cultures… And the Dutch!”

Don’t fall on your sword Brutus. Speaking of History.

I never give my wife advice anymore. My dentist begged me to stop.

As the sign I once had in my office said:

My advice is free.Expenses start when you use it.

I’ll take that advice under advisement.

i never lack for advice – i’m a married man…