The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 27, 2021

Buy shares at the Tea Cozy Co!

I wonder if the children will dare to knock on his door.

I think I’d rather have dental floss.

Nobody will be “visiting” Veelblefester’s house … not even with a ten meter pole!!!

/SHMIRK/

Have you seen the price of candy lately?

Veeblefester will have the best security money can buy to prevent vandalism….

I need to drive up a company stock so you can Cash Out on your options

I can imagine Veeblefester shouting, “Release the hounds!”

Here’s a tip: Eggs and toilet paper will be going up when the children find out about Veeblefester’s generosity.

When Mr V gets arrested for insider trading, will he squeal on the kids?

is it a trick or a treat? either way, his house will be flushed with TP. :D

A guy gets in a cab in Manhattan, and asks the driver to take him to JFK airport. It’s a long cab ride, and the driver is imagining what a big tip he’s going to get, but when they get there, he gets paid only the amount on the meter. He looks at the passenger and says: “What? No tip?” and the passenger replies “Don’t invest in the stock market.” OK, not a particularly funny joke, but it does relate to Veeblefester’s punch line.

Veeblefester has a picture of his favorite person on his desk. Probably has a fake Time magazine cover of the same person on the wall.

I see an egging and car windows soaped in the future!

It actually sounds like a good deal. I’d take some stock tips from Veeblefester. He didn’t get rich by ignoring the market. The profit they make would help pay for college. Too bad kids only want a short term payoff… candy!

If V is smart he’ll have one of his butlers answer the door and deliver that message.

So ole Rancid will be “Tricking” kids this year by offering bogus stock tips to run his stock values up. Mean mean Grinch.

If he wants to toss those treats my way, I am more than happy to go without the candy that I shouldn’t eat. However, I wouldn’t want to see his house the following morning…….

Guess whose house is going to be egged and TPed…

There’s a positive side to this, he won’t have to buy TP for a while.

So the big boss will offer stock tips to kids…….boo big loser!

The market was bad today, must the stock tips the boss was handing out.

“ACME International – BUY!!!”

Yummy.

He’s right you know.