The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 21, 2022

Sleeping in a separate room is what worked for me.

I wonder who snores loudest….Brutus or Gladys? ;D

All I can say is that they probably deserve one another… poor Gladys.

Doctors cannot solve everything.

I hear her doctor got him a prescription for a muzzle, I mean a medical muffler.

Use with a couple sleeping pills.

Until my wife got a CPAP machine, I wore them every night. It was that or sleep in separate rooms; which I thought wouldn’t be a good thing for our relationship. It must’ve worked; we’ve been together for almost 40 years.

My father was a loud snorer. To give you an idea of how loud he was one night my brother cried out “Mommy, mommy, there’s a lion in the house!” to which my mother replied “Go back to sleep. That’s just your father snoring.”

Lazy doctor!!

I used to wear ear plugs because of my wife’s snoring.

did he laugh when he prescribed them for her?

Brutus ole boy – you may be heading for the couch. Gladys does an Exorcism.

no but number beds can. your partner is snoring, you press a button and they stop snoring. Got ours this past christmas and its wonderful. Never will have another regular bed again!

My snoring does not disturb me.

Touching on a very serious subject there. Tread lightly my friend….

I remember snoring once, it woke me up.

CPAP machines can literally save people’s lives. Since my husband got his, he sleeps better at night, and doesn’t snore any more.

had a reunion with an old buddy who i hadn’t seen in years and after he kept me awake all night with his incredible buzz saw snoring from the other side of the shoji partition i resolved to make reservations for completely separate rooms the next time, no matter the cost…