The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 06, 2022

Maybe the boss can find a way to slow the Earth’s rotation.

Just doesn’t add up, does it?

Gladys doesn’t catch hyperbolae.

He wants quality in you quantity and a triple order of both.

Too bad Veeblefester. there’s only so much parents can do.

Brutus loves it. 8 days a week.

No Gladys, he wants you to come in on Tuesday and Thursdays too.

“Eight days a week is not enough to show he cares”.

I ain’t got nothin’ but work, babeEight days a week

No. He wants you to work 365/24 per year, and 366/24 during leap years.

with zero days off and doesn’t expect you to leave, not even on vacation days and will more and likely make you use your paycheck to pay rent to use the building as a motel… I could go on, but I’m sure we get the point by now. :)

Yeah Gladys, 25 / 8!

All the commenters beat me to Eight Days a Week. In any event Brutus has more than one Hard Day’s Night ahead of him!

Even more. He makes Ebenezer Scrooge look good over his treatment of Bob Cratchit before Scrooge had his epiphany…..

Message is, never work for a boss with five EEs in his name. It’s never EEsy. The boss always wants that EExtra EEfort out his EmployEEEEs!

Now we know, Gladys is the daughter of the PHB. (Pointy Haired Boss)

She heard.

This explains a lot about Gladys, maybe even her cooking issues.

I do not thknk that is possible.

The look on Brutus’ face says it all. Love it!

If that’s how Gladys’s mind works, she should be very happy she doesn’t have to work outside the home.

At least every 4 years he’ll get an extra day of work out of them.

if brutus worked less he’d do less damage…

Great expression on Brutus in the last panel!

Why do I get the feeling Gladys doesn’t understand the impossibility of a 25/8 week?

24/7?! No boss should turn Brutus into a zombie.

Gladys doesn’t quite seem to be firing on all cylinders today.

maybe Gladys should get a job

I don’t think so, Gladys.