The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 08, 2022

She was probably one of Barnum’s displays.

He can do that at home

To watch fat people?

Sorry, Brutus She has a point. For once.

I don’t know who’s going but it’s obvious who’s been taken.

Maybe the cruise ship has high stakes gambling and a Las Vegas ‘Whale’ might show up! Take that Gargle.

Why would he need to go on a cruise? He can see a whale anytime Mother Gargle visits.

Have you seen the people of Ohio?

Is whale watching on Lake Erie similar to watching the submarine races?

When everyone knows the whales are in Lake Superior.

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The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down

Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee

That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed

When the whales of November came early.

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There will be two suckers born to carry Brutus out to the whale watching ship.

Nice try Brutus, she didn’t suspect the tour was going to be a gift for her.

nope, at the bathtub near your house. :D

Ouch. No comeback there.

Maybe Brutus will spot some freshwater dolphins that have been spotted in Lake Erie. With ocean water rising, that could make some of the lake water more saline.

No, on the Mother Gargle webcam…

I’ve caught a few big fish there, but not that big.

Gotta admit, that wasn’t a very nice way to refer to the sunbathers.

…inside your house. She looks like a whale.

Well it can be pretty exciting to watch the walleye jump.

He can watch for whales, but he won’t see any on Lake Erie. “Watching” and “seeing” are not the same thing." Poor Brutus.

While maybe not whales, I do believe that there is the equivalent of a sea serpent type creature in Lake Erie that is sighted from time to time. It would still be fun to have a day trip on the Lake even if you don’t see Nessie. However, with his luck, the day would be stormy, everyone would get seasick, and Brutus would get the blame……

Perhaps Our Hero ay least will spot “Bessie”, the fabled Lake Erie Monster.

sounds like a whale of a cruise…

i’m guessing that it might be more fun to cruise on lake erie these days – in my childhood lake erie was one huge tar pit…

Does that mean she is going?

Is Lake Erie less notoriously dirty than it was in the 1970’s?

Once those whales figure out how to climb up Niagara Falls it’s possible. ;)

Two-legged whale watching?