The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 11, 2022

She’s a joy to be around

It looks more like an allergic reaction to the spray on tan

Brutus must be in Arizona. It’s September and we still have triple digit days.;-D

I guess he did. Usually spray on tan turns you orange.

The cooked lobster look is unbecoming.

If he’s only been out for a few minutes, then I suspect something else is causing the redness. Perhaps, Gladys should be moving him to the ER as his redness could be life threatening.

Better to live in the corner of the roof than with a nagging wife!

burnt by spray from a can instead from his tan. :D

Isn’t it possible that he mistakenly got a can of spray paint?

That was me, always getting burned. Now the dermatologist is a regular visit.

Brutus is thinking “it’s just my luck, I’m allergic to the ingredients in the fake and bake.” It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…

So much for a real tan.

Brutus is just full of surprises?

Brutus married a nag, thinking he was getting a thoroughbred breed. One look at Mother Gargle should have told him don’t be a ninny.

I love the sun but uncovered, I burn in 15 minutes, so I have that untanned color all year long. Might want to check the expiration date on that stuff. My sister tried some of that stuff when she was young, many years back and her skin turned orange which lasted for several days…..

Aw, c’mon, he’s in the pink!

(¬_¬)

It`s his superpower.

Only Brutus Thornapple would think that Krylon Rustoeum Gloss Hot Pink was a Spray Tan product.

He grabbed the wrong can; He got the cooking oil spray…

That’s going to hurt when he moves.

Don’t worry Brutus you will only be pink for a few days. I am sure Veeblefester will have a snide comment for you at work tomorrow

The stuff my daughter uses turns her orange.

Only Brutus!

Red? I’d say he looks more like a lovely lavender or a marvelous mauve! :-D

Shoulda stayed inside and watched football. The Brown’s won with second to spare vs,Carolina….Now the Bengalsare trying to do the same to the Steelers. O H I O

brutus’s lounge chair doubles as an air fryer…