The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 03, 2023

The term it’s on the John Cage’s time: 4’ 33’’.

The interest is so low that they have no interest in giving you a loan.

So what is Brutus putting up as collateral? Gladys?

the term is so short, you’re already behind in your payments

I don’t think they want to give him the loan, hench the watches

Hourly Interest Rates?

D(fault)-Day looms.

I hope this is banker’s humor. If not, Brutus better check out the other bank. Maybe a credit union.

If you can wait, I would not get a loan at this time. Interest rates are high and fixing to go higher.

Reminds me of the joke, man’s in his doctor’s office and the doctor tells him he has a fatal disease. “How long do I have?” he asks. The doctor says “ten”. The guy says, “ten what? Years? Months?” The doctor says “nine.”

Brutus – borrow it from your darling dearest Mother in Law. Interest free loan. Tee Hee.

I’m not sure but something tells me it ain’t good.

Ahh, no Brutus, I fear this lender has the large dorsal fin of a loan shark…

You borrow it and then you pay it back right away. Do people still synchronize watches?

They’re an affiliate of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe

Sounds scary from the start. However, l would put my money on Ebenezer Scrooge’sProtege. And if l were that loan officer, l would be sure to count my fingers after the handshake that closes this deal. Don’t ever mess with a killer shark in his own environment…..

Swiftly loans should have been a big clue?

Run, Brutus. Run fast, and run hard!

Banker humor. Could explain current circumstances.

I have a bad feeling.

Brutus thinks, “Veeblefester recommended this place, is he getting a commission?”…

Do they have thugs with baseball bats or just thumbscrews?

Gladys might need to get a job.

Brutus’s smile sure disappeared quickly!