The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 21, 2023

He’s off to Wendy’s

The variety show has never died.

En route to a new café

At a school where I taught, there was a Southeast Asian refugee family who ate worms. They would buy a can of worms from the bait machine (Yes, that is a real thing.), then take them home and put them in a pan of cornmeal. The worms would crawl around in the cornmeal for a week or so, which would clean them out and also give them a sweet flavor. Then they were cut into pieces and fried.

Wouldn’t that be three early birds? No matter how ‘early’ the bird is, no single bird can come out of three eggs.

I’d say it’s gone with the worms.

Come with worms or give you worms?

Our Golden Coral’s Early Bird Special costs $5 less. So far, there are no worms as an entre. I’m going there, today. I’ll look, though chicken is on my menu.

He might know it’s a joke, but the visual can cause a person to lose their appetite. I’d probably be able to ignore the visual, but not everyone can.

must not be in a goofy mood it seems. :}

Brutus isn’t chancing it .

Poor Brutus. Someone is always messing with him. Oh well, he probably do him good to skip lunch anyway.

Brutus was a wise man to run.

Breakfast is a serious thing for Ole Brutus…….

It was a good joke…

As the “Born Loser” he’s not willing to chance that you are not joking.

We’ve all ate worms and bugs and such. In cereals and chocolates and many other foods.Bon Appetit!

Breakfast in a greasy spoon—take no chances!!

“But you can take the worms home with you!”

Brutus, no sense of humor – or just too much of a loser to have one? That boss of his, might make me lose mine.

Well, either Brutus has a queasy stomach or no sense of humor.

If he wanted that he would have ate at home.

Soon to be a ‘thing’.

Bad-a-bing bad-a-boom! I’ll be here all week folks. And don’t forget to tip your waitress!

I wonder how the waitress will worm her way out of that?…

Brutus has no sense of humor before his first cup of jo…

are the worms farm fresh…?

Brutus just surprised me again this week! He does have standards for his food!

most excellent

I agree with her. Gotta cut some slack. Actually, he is probably going to come back and say that the jokes on you and both have a good laugh….

Brutus is off to find Martin to cunsult with him on the diet of worms.