The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 07, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Gladys’ only flaw is mother Gargle.

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    Kiba65  about 1 year ago

    Brutus is so brutally honest.

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    GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    She’s no prize either….and ma Gargoyle is excess baggage no one in their right mind would want.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’m not judging, but maybe nobody else would have him.

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    Dobber Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Pretty much frees him of any shred of responsibility for himself. Anything from here is an improvement.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  about 1 year ago

    He is still doing better than Ziggy

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    dbrucepm  about 1 year ago

    started out romantic, turned depressing.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 1 year ago

    So stupid, to marry someone who makes you feel so inferior.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    He’s just so-so.

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    dwdl21  about 1 year ago

    Repeat again.

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    e.groves  about 1 year ago

    He’s looking for sympathy, but he’s probably not going to get it.

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    walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Same thing the nuns drilled into me for 8 years of grade school.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Love the subtle changes in Brutus’s eyes! For context Brutus, you’re seeking affirmation from a woman who wears a chip clip in her hair…

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    Skeptical Meg  about 1 year ago

    It looks a bit like today’s Off The Mark comic….

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    Skeptical Meg  about 1 year ago

    He does know his Roget’s though.

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    Chris  about 1 year ago

    no way, she’s enjoying the compliments… well, she’s enjoy you putting yourself down. :J

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    rhpii  about 1 year ago

    Oh no! Mother Gargle cast a self-deprecation spell on you! Does anyone know the cure?

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Gladys hears the love song she’s been waiting for .

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    Poor Brutus, you haven’t self abased enough yet for her.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You’re kidding us, Bruthus, right? Gladys and Momma have got you just where they want you: lacking in every way. Your moment of self reflection may have just cost you big time.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Oh Gladys is really enjoying this….really!

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    You’re on a winning streak, don’t drop now. Hope that she says something more than “l know” as a response. My only question though is what brought out this sudden burst of accolades for the wife?…..

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Gladys wants to hear it all! Don’t stop!

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    timinwsac Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Oh no….what did he do wrong this time?

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    CorkLock  about 1 year ago

    I don’t make enough money – is what Gladys was waiting for.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    She’ll stop you when you stop making sense.

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    V45mikky  about 1 year ago

    She married Brutus because she could not get anyone better than “The Loser”.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    “So Ramona (mom) finally got through to him”, thinks Gladys, “I better pull the plug, I don’t want him completely undermined, he might quit his job, thinking he’s not worthy, then what? OK” Gladys speaks, “Come on Brutus, you’re not that bad, stop feeling bad about your self, think of all the good you’ve done, married me, had your great son Wilberforce, so cheer up”, she doesn’t say “or else”…

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    lawguy05  about 1 year ago

    But look at the mother-in-law you got :-(

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 year ago

    Should Brutus be concerned that Gladys isn’t trying to stop him?

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    my wife would’ve chimed in with “such a loser, so lame, clueless…”

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    paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Brutus must be feeling a little down today, a little off his game. No sensible man married for so many years would recount so many shortcomings to his wife.

    And in panel 4, she’d better be talking him up!

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    Printer  about 1 year ago

    Yes, religion is evil. It teaches mankind must do enough good works and penitence to save themselves. Because of man’s fall, he brought death upon all. God sent His Son to shed His blood for the remission of sin. Salvation is by Christ Jesus and through Him alone.

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