The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 26, 2023

Twiggy spoke!

Says the woman that’s built like a ………. brick multi-story house!!!

/SHMIRK/

As hers is between her ears

Which is worse? Rancid or the lovely lady of my dreams?

It helps to have selective hearing.

This made me feel good. All this time I thought I had a beer belly.

What is her problem with Her son-in-law?

must be some loose thick skin… have you perhaps added some extra clothes on. ;)

My sweaters tend to hang a little loose on me, but are gathered at the waist. I tell my wife it’s “sweater-fat”, not fat-fat. To prove it, I suck in my gut and say, “See? No difference, it’s gotta be the sweater.”

her barbs giving him thick skin probably helps him deal with Rancid

Brutus is a model of self restraint. He hasn’t lost his temper with the spiteful virago yet.

I probably wouldn’t spit in her coffee..

No, Not there, that area’s stretched pretty thin

Be careful Brutus, we are only about a month away from the height of her powers.

She is one to talk about a big stomach.

Ouch!

She tries to blister his hide every chance she gets. Her name should be Blisterine. Have a great day my friends.

You old battle axe you’re fixing to get a fat lip to go with the rest of your fat butt.

She got him again!

Cheer up Brutus. Good chance you will outlive her. What a day that will be. Free at last. Free at last.

Man, I wish I had his tummy. As I sit here typing this comment, I can hardly see the keyboard for my tummy. Though I probably have about 30 years on him, and 30 years ago I was much thinner and still reffing soccer, for me, his physique is but to dream of.

Talking with Mama Gargoyle is a waste of good air, but she IS predictable, much like the Black Plague was at its heights. And while silence is golden, avoidance is the only real solution with her…..

…Says the Dump Truck…

Yes, Mother Gargle, it matches the thick skin on your butt…

Apparently she’s had to develop thick skin too.

If he laughed at her comments, she would be very upset.

I thought for sure she was going to say thick headed, so her barb wasn’t quite as sharp as it could have been.

Said the former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.

He could always say something about the witch’s hat that molds her hair.

I’ve caught myself developing a thick skin too…

At least she said it was your stomach and not you head. Some improvement?

Not too bright of Mother Gargle throwing those stones while living in a glass house …

I watched “Giant” (1956, Rock Hudson, Elizabeth Taylor, James Dean) a couple days ago. Dean seemed to like to dish out a hard punch to the belly then a crazy uppercut to the lower jaw. Brutus ought to try that with her.

‘Cause she’s so svelte?