The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 30, 2023

Hot dogs with Hot chocolate Brutus? I just lost my appetite.

A strange pair

Why bother with football fever Brutus? Knowing you’re The Born Loser, i’ll bet that your favorite teams always lose! ;D

Hot chocolate while watching football and not a six pack of beer? That’s not American!

I must have football fever too. Watching my team play makes me sick.

Hot dog eating contest, dunk them buns in the hot choclate

What? He isn’t into World Series baseball playoffs fever?

And bring some chips for the dip.

Chili and a beer works for me.

would you like that chocolate melted on your hot dogs while she’s at it. :p

I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

One must starve a fever…Sorry Brutus.

Oh Brutus……your taste buds just got a penalty flag……..!

I don’t think so, Brutus, unless you want to be wearing that hot chocolate.

and don’t forget the popcorn.Can’t watch a game without popcorn…..

I’m with Traveler. First thought when I read the first panel was a celebrity appearance by Christopher Walken!

To get by college security hot chocolate in a leather skin with peppermint schnapps in a flask in your tall boot.

Cow Bells. I need more CowBells!!!

Hot Chocolate with Hot Dogs ? I think I’m going to gag

Yes!!!!! My kind of football Saturday!!! Hot food and hot drinks!

Hot chocolate doesn’t pair well with football, unless you’re in the stands in Green Bay in -10 degree weather.

I commend Brutus for not getting drunk, but hot chocolate and hot dogs? Brutus is getting a lot of flack for that combo demand!

Only one cure for Brutus’ fever and that’s about 10 solid hours of watching football games.

What…no wings, nachos and beer?

“OMG” thinks Gladys, “I hope Brutus never revealed that fever quencher to any one in his office”…

Never know how much I love you

Never know how much I care

When you put your arms around me

I get a fever that’s so hard to bear

You give me fever

When you kiss me

Fever when you hold me tight

Fever! in the morning

Fever all through the night

Sun lights up the daytime

Moon lights up the night

I light up when you call my name

And you know I’m gonna treat you right

You give me fever

When you kiss me

Fever when you hold me tight

Fever! in the morning

Fever all through the night

Everybody’s got the fever

That is something you all know

Fever isn’t such a new thing

Fever started long ago

Romeo loved Juliet

Juliet, she felt the same

When he put his arms around her

He said, "Julie, baby, you’re my flame

“Thou giveth fever

“When we kisseth

“Fever with thy flaming youth

“Fever! I’m afire

“Fever, yea, I burn, forsooth.”

Cap’n Smith and Pocahontas

Had a very mad affair

When her daddy tried to kill him

She said, "Daddy, oh, don’t you dare!

“He gives me fever

“With his kisses

“Fever when he holds me tight

“Fever! I’m his missus

“Daddy, won’t you treat him right?”

Now you’ve listened to my story

Here’s the point that I have made

Chicks were born to give you fever

Be it Fahrenheit or Centigrade

They give you fever

When you kiss them

Fever if you live and learn

Fever! till you sizzle

What a lovely way to burn

What a lovely way to burn

What a lovely way to burn

What a lovely way to burn

I used to love pro football but the ridiculous salaries and some players politicizing it soured me toward it. It seems to be mostly about money and egos now. Also for my personal tastes hot dogs don’t go with hot chocolate.

“Don’t forget the Bergman’s stadium mustard Gladys!”

Brutus has a fever. A pigskin fever. And the only cure is…more football!!!