The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 20, 2023

Is that the mysterious way women Think

Today Gladys is in Loretta Lockhorn mood.

She may concede the point, but she won’t stop thinking about it.

Being single means you never have to apologize – until you marry. The moment you marry, you end up forever apologizing.

Do it Brutus, if you want peace! You aren’t going to win anyways!

Re: that panel 3 comment. Sure, not falling for it, feminazi.

I’m sorry you’re wrong.

A family squabble is not the best way to start off Thanksgiving Day week!

Sheesh, you’d thing today was Black Friday!

There is a certain point in a marriage when you don’t have to apologize any more because you’ve learned what not to do.

When our son married Hubby told him there is only one sentence to remember for a happy marriage. “Yes dear, you are right.”

if he’s chivalrous does that make him Gladys’ knight?

Mark it down on a calendar Brutus! She admits she was wrong and that rarely happens. Then if you know what’s good for you, apologize for being right.

And the women still wonder why chivalry is dead.

Brutus! Slow Down! You’re gonna miss your exit.

Brutus what just happened here ?

Be it? He can’t even spell it.

No man will ever understand how women talk. We have a code all our own.

love means never having to say you’re…uh…never mind.

Brutus must be dreaming. Gladys would never admit to being wrong.

rule number one is mom is always right… if mom is wrong, refer to rule number one. :J

Heinlein concurs.

I had a neighbor of some forest land I owned. He cut down some of my trees and built another road paralleling his own. And his response to my finding out his misdeed was, I should be a gentleman and let him have the land he acquired. In the end, years later, I sold the land to his family for a sizable profit.

That’s not how Chivalry works.Definitely so when the other party admits their fault. However , knowing Brutus, he will do something to soften the impact of his victory if not for marital harmony but because he knows that he won. AND he loves his wife and ge knows that the wife will appreciate the gesture…..

Bow gracious and apologize also Brutus. Avoid the lightning bolt. Gladys’ apologized and the air is intense.

Gird your loins Brutus and get it over with.

Quick Brutus – do it before she gets taller!

Always apologize, Brutus. You’ll live much longer and be happier.

Or I could just beat the crap out of you till you do.

“You’re right Dear, I’m sorry you were wrong.”

the non-apology apology

“OK” Brutus says, “I apologize for not proving it was your fault! Satisfied?”…

yep

“I’m sorry, Gladys, that you were wrong.”

He’s finally right and she won’t let him enjoy the moment.

Not a chance you manipulator.

Seems to be, since yhou never hear them burp, belch or fart.

Take Gladys up on her offer Brutus, it the best deal you are going to get today.

Easy Brutus. Just tell her that you’re sorry it was her fault and she was wrong. That is what she asked for …

Don’t do it Brutus! Don’t do it! LOL

I am overwhelmed by the animosity towards women. Wow! In case anyone ever questioned it, women are not all the same any more than all men are the same. However, this is a comic and I think therefore that Brutus should just hug his wife and they should take Kewpie for a pleasant walk together with Wilberforce and feel the family vibes. Until next time.

Sounds like tRUMP.

I must remember to thank my wife for never pulling that "if you love me you’ll . . . " nonsense on me.

Brutus lives up to The Born Loser title when it comes to Gladys.

Something wrong here???? A woman admitting she was wrong….No way.