The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 30, 2024

“ZING!”

She’s so devilishly evil that everything comes easy to her.

Mean—she is a meanie.

She should know as she is already there!

Isn’t about time to put Mother Gargoyle’s BROOM …. out of commission??!!

/SHMIRK/

OOH, how I missed the lovely lady?

She used her broom to fly in the rest of the way in

Take a long one off a short pier.

I must be unwell, but I rather like Mother Gargle’s cutting sense of humour.

I’d say she takes the scenic route, but it seems she is stuck in a business loop.

You have to stop letting her know she’s driving you crazy. Can’t you just ignore her? Or go in another room to get away from her? Hang up a sign on the door “Witches not allowed!”

How can her last name be Gargle when she leaves such a bad taste in your mouth?

or a short putt

she has a perfect driving record…

Make sure you buckle up for the ride!

MIL from He**

Gargle goes head to head with Laura, Sally’s mom, for bad MIL.

It was a much longer drive to the edge of crazy before Brutus met you Mother Gargle.

And they’re coming to take me away, ha ha…….

You misstated this quote. For years, when I complain that something is driving me crazy, my husband replies, “That’s not a drive—just a short putt.” Now THAT’S funny!

Hey, that’s MY line!

Hop on the crazy train Brutus and ride away!

You old battle axe, you couldn’t leave Brutus alone for a week? He has enough problems at work.

and the comments she gives fuels her up for some more… :J

Get a Voodoo doll Brutus and “stob” it with big hat pin.

Her: “you’re driving me nuts!”

Him: “Short trip, don’t pack a lunch”.

HA!

It’s not even a drive in my case – it’s a very short walk.

Ah……..Brutus just delivered her an opening shot…………

Ignore her and she will eventually go away. EVENTUALLY. And FAR away…hopefully.

She does know where all your buttons are and she most definitely knows how to push them. It’s the reason why you like her. Oh, l don’t believe that you do like her but you do treat her well. Take comfort in knowing that YOU are the better person and that there is an ultimate justice and Judge Who will reward you. Until then, accept those things that you can’t change and avoid them as much as possible…..

Brutus has a real knack for throwing hanging curveballs to Gargoyle and Veebs. It made a lot of money for famous straight men like Dean Martin, Steve Rossi, Dan Rowan, and Dick Smothers among others. Maybe the two of them should take their show on the road.

And Gargoyle is determined to outlive Brutus just to get the last word in!

Ooop, another oldie moldie!

Ramona Gargle . As constant as the northern star .

How can she grow weary of something she utterly enjoys. And she gets satisfaction out you telling her she’s doing it well.

ba dum tss

Rrrrr!

Every time that horrid woman makes an appearance, I thank my lucky stars that I had a great mother-in-law.

Don Rickles will never be dead as long as Mother G is alive.

…and to think that in 20 years, Gladys will look just like Gargoyle. The Born Loser just can’t win.

We hates the nasty woman, Precious!