The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 13, 2024

Ehh, her loss.

I’ve always wondered: do you sweat when swimming?

She’s delirious. Push her in.

When the water temperature in the swimming pool is in the mid nineties, it’s too hot to go swimming. Welcome to Arizona.

The “Little Lady” is hot in her own mind.

In that case just go soak your head. (That’s what I tell my family I’m going to do when I decide to go in the pool)

She’ll finally remove that hat, and he cry out, “My God, you’re beautiful!” (uh, no.)

For me, if the water is too warm to be refreshing, it’s too hot to even be outside. They might be better off in a back yard pool freshly filled from the hose, or better yet, just stay in and watch TV.

I can hear Summer In The City by the Lovin’ Spoonful.

Given the record heat we need chillers on our pools not solar heaters.

she night heat up the pool too much for others to enjoy… might want to send in a huge ice berg in the pool first. ;)

they could work on their tans…

Time for Brutus to show up with a super soaker.

When water is running down my “crack” it’s too hot for this old man. I surrender to AC and ice cold Coke and Peanuts. Un Huh. Mamma told me there would be days like this. Just not so many in a row like Cornstalks. >

The water’s fine.

We have been going to Hilton Head every year for over 30 years and we learned not to go in August. Ocean water is just too hot to go in. No breeze on the beach. The heat does sap all the energy out of you.

Wet bulb 95.

So don’t swim, just get in the water, it’s got be cooler. I mean you’ve dressed for the occasion, might as well.

That just does not happen.

Maybe not wear the hat! Lol

Don’t want her to melt now do we…..

If Hurricane’s not going for a swim, she won’t have to think about what to do with her hat.