The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 21, 2024

Wow! Must’ve been a nightmare.

Love her name. Lividea. Livid Dear? Pointy nose. Any relation to Mother Gargle?

They weren’t Mchappy with their meals.

Livid-ea and Rancid: they are made for each other.

I’d go to a drive thru rather wait and eat free bread for an hour waiting for my pricey meal. said by a bread lover… WAIT…..maybe I’ll with you Lividea

Why don’t you take them out to dinner this time? For what Rancid pays Brutus they’re lucky to be able to eat at a place with a drive through. Especially at today’s prices.

Maybe it was a hint to his boss for a raise?

And what’s wrong with a hasty-tasty drive through meal? And Brutus, although getting the rough end of the pineapple most of his life, can still enjoy the simple pleasures without the snobbery. Relax Rancid and Lividea, the simple life has many hidden pleasant openings to just be your inner child! Chalk one win for the Born Loser!

It won’t be a drive thru this time, Lividea. Just bring extra nickles, those glass doors at the Automat won’t open without them.

she liked the McNuggets, though…

at least you can eat it back at home. ;)

Poor Brutus. He doesn’t make a lot of money and takes his boss and the harridan Veeblefester is married to out to the best place he can afford. The least they could do is be a tiny bit egalitarian about it.

That WAS a very unusual dining experience you must admit. Just imagine what could happen next time…..

Brutus should take them out to that new sushi restaurant….you know, the one next to the bait and tackle shop.

Perfect name for the wife of a rancid boss.

A little slumming never hurt anybody Lividea .

It’s so inconvenient ordering from a drive up window, especially if you have to relay the order through your chauffeur.

Tight fit for the limo.

Love it. Rancid and Lividea Veeblefester. It just rolls off the tongue. I can envision getting an invitation from them reading “Lividea and Rancid Veeblefester request the honour of your presence at the forthcoming nuptials of their daughter Esmerelda Petunia to T. Wellington Farnsworth Fishbottom IV at the Church of the One Percent in Shaker Heights. Reception to follow at the Elite Retreat Polo and Yacht Club.”

True story. The multimillionaire owner of the company I worked for dropped in one day for a visit. When noon came he suggested lunch and said he would treat me like royalty. We went to Burger King!

Could have been a lot worst, it could have been Gladys’ home cooked meal.

So upity!

Is Rancid’s limo festooned as a tea cosy?

I don’t think Rancid’s tea cozies would sell very well.

“Can you supersize those fries?”

They might upgrade to the diner for this special meal.

They’ll probably take the subway.