The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 23, 2024

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    codycab  2 days ago

    I don’t chase my dreams. If anything, they chase me.

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    angelolady Premium Member 2 days ago

    Any good reason will do.

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    GROG Premium Member 2 days ago

    Chasing dreams makes him sleepy.

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    Retrac Premium Member 2 days ago

    I love that definition for a nap. Makes perfect sense to me.

    And it makes me want to start my next nap, er, chase.

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    xaingo  2 days ago

    Odd, Veeblefester said the same thing at work.

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    zzeek  2 days ago

    Can’t run like I used to so I quit chasing them. Bad knees.

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    cracker65  2 days ago

    Never miss the opportunity to take a nap

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    jmworacle  2 days ago

    Score one for Wilburforce.

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    nosirrom  2 days ago

    I chase my dreams, but, dagnabbit, when do I get to catch them?

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    Carl  Premium Member 2 days ago

    Even nightmares are better than the horrors of the waking world.

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    cowboy27  2 days ago

    Earl is chasing his dreams; he just never caught up to them.

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    kucpa Premium Member 1 day ago

    Love it! I’m not napping, I’m chasing my dreams!

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    Kornfield Kounty  1 day ago

    “Don’t give up on your dreams … keep sleeping.”

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    CorkLock  1 day ago

    Brutus still chasing that Little Redhead Girl in his dreams from his childhood? No wait, wrong cartoon. Sorry Mr Sansom.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 1 day ago

    His main dream to chase is to eliminate Mother Gargoyle from his life.

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    pat sandy creator 1 day ago

    dream on, Brutus…

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 1 day ago

    Such a smart boy you are Wilberforce .

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    e.groves  1 day ago

    I’d like to have the kind of dreams that I had when I was a teenager.

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    Just-me  1 day ago

    Wilberforce, your dad takes naps because he’s tired of the tea cosy rat race.I chased my dreams, caught a few, married one of them.

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    Chris  1 day ago

    perhaps… that would be my guess anyways. it could also be because his dreams are so far away he gets too tired during the day to catch up so he rest a bit before he dreams on chasing them again. ;)

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 1 day ago

    Funny….great response….attaboy Wilberforce!!

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    ChessPirate  1 day ago

    You were one of my dreams, Wilberforce, and I got that one!”

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    Zebrastripes  1 day ago

    That’s not funny, Kid!

    Actually, I’m avoiding “you know who”!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 1 day ago

    Dreams are about the only thing that Brutus will ever catch.

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    Skeptical Meg  1 day ago

    That’s kind of sad. Always chasing means never attaining.

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    raybarb44  1 day ago

    Gotcha he did and a chuckle is in order. Still good advice by Dad and Granddad though…..

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    Moonkey Premium Member 1 day ago

    Brutus can just say, “Yes.” Then take another nap to create some new dreams to chase.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 1 day ago

    Interesting advice coming from Brutus who should have prefaced that by saying “do as I say and not as I did.” Whatever dreams he had came crashing down when he entered the Veeblefester soul-sucking vortex. Now his naps are to dissociate from reality.

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    cuzinron47  1 day ago

    Can’t believe he still does that, too often the turn into nightmares.

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    Call me Ishmael  1 day ago

    Brutus is an honorable man./

    He naps whenever he can:/

    It’s hard to deny/

    It’s the best time to die:/

    As a matter of fact, that’s his plan.

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    sincavage05  1 day ago

    You may think i’m sleeping, but in reality I’m working on world peace. Just works better with my eyes closed.

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    Smeagol  1 day ago

    A nap sounds good right now.

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    heathcliff2  1 day ago

    Is that what you call diversion?

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    Strawberry King  1 day ago

    Don’t stop believing

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