The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 29, 2024

I wonder if Wilberforce means hot dogs?

You lost me. Please kidsplain.

You forgot? Wilberforce is only young once, your job is to make happy memories for him

he wants to make a Wein-O’-Lantern…

Does anyone else remember that old Little Lulu story where the poor little girl selling sausages coined the phrase “Hello Weenies!”

AKA as circumcision.

Good save Wilberforce .

I thought that was why witches can’t have children. i.e. warlocks have …

Need something scary for the front door? How about pictures of Mother Gargle and Veeblefester? One on each side of the porch.

Wasn’t something like turnips the thing that was originally carved for Halloween? I can’t imagine, but hey, fun with a pocketknife. And a chance to practice bandaging skills.

Wilberforce, that’s the Wurst.

Why Can’t Witches have Babies?

....Because their Husbands have Halloweenies

how about an apple. :D

Plenty of pumpkins here. Cant all be gone. If that is true however, make a pumpkin pie and decorate it with a scary frosting face. Tastes good and you won’t throw it away after Halloween…,..

Holloweenies just won’t hold a candle.

Clever wordplay and wonderful idea! No messy seeds and you can roast them on a campfire when you’re done!

There are more kinds of gourds available now than I’ve ever seen. Different colors, with stripes and with bumps

How do you get a candle inside and keep it lit?

The South Park boys tried to carve a squash for Halloween once. It didn’t work out too well.