The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 12, 2024

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    codycab  17 days ago

    Oh no! More like the next phase.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 17 days ago

    As you get older, getting out of bed in the morning is already an achievement.

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    rob.home  17 days ago

    Ain’t it the truth?

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 17 days ago

    60 was better, 70’s are going OK so far

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    sirlaughsalot23  17 days ago

    The 70s aren’t all that bad, when you can’t run fast enough to catch a common cold. (haven’t had one in 30 years) Cancerous bladder tumor removed and had 18 chemos and am now clear. shoulder dislocation and torn rotator cuff repair, and now have some limitations in movement, but I’m learning to cope with it. Other than that, all’s well.

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    pat sandy creator 17 days ago

    groundhog’s life…

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    nosirrom  17 days ago

    Does anyone know of a place where I can buy a new back?

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    krs27  16 days ago

    Moses did not start until he was 80!

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    GROG Premium Member 16 days ago

    You’ll start a little slower nursing used parts.

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    KEA  16 days ago

    yep

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    Just-me  16 days ago

    As my mother was inclined to say, “Getting old isn’t for crybabies.”

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    CorkLock  16 days ago

    If I knew I was going to live this long (almost 79) I would have never smoked, drank and chased fast women. Spent last 30 years trying to improve on my first 49 years. Beware.Stupid living (sin) has its consequences. Living proof found in Rest/nursing homes. I visit 3 or 4 days every week to bring Lord’s word and a snack to many. 30 years ministry. My late wife and mother were a great rock to me. King David said, “Praise the Lord seven times a day.” Words of Medicine for our Souls. I am thankful for medicine and our great Doctors and the Great Physician.

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    Chris  16 days ago

    egads I hope not. mom said I was quite the monster when I was a child.

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    Dunligiel12 Premium Member 16 days ago

    Yeah, 50 is one of several times you start anew in life. Your life starts again with your first job; it marks the end of childhood and the beginning of adulthood. Around 50 you tend to be in leadership positions at work or even change career paths entirely. Then it starts again in retirement which could be a struggle financially and medically or you’re in good shape on both.

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    Marcia Gibson Premium Member 16 days ago

    It used to be that life began at 40. Now folks tend to delay marriage and building a family. So I suppose that 50 or even 60 is more the norm.

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    ladykat  16 days ago

    Not quite, Wilberforce.

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    assrdood  16 days ago

    Restart @ 50? ……….If only….

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    raybarb44  16 days ago

    If only. Yet during my mid 50s was when l retired from Law and went into teaching. So, yes, a different life did in fact start for me. However my early life experiences did prepare me for my new life….

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    KC135E/R BOOMER  16 days ago

    55. Still waiting…

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 16 days ago

    Yesterday Hurricane Hattie was shaking down Mrs. Twombly under the guise of raking leaves and today Wilberforce is walking through the leaves with Uncle Ted. Well done young Thorny. You have chosen the better path. But no, you won’t have to start school again!

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    rhpii  16 days ago

    From my standpoint each decade get I get a little more achy. But once you reconcile yourself to your limitations things are just fine. So instead of working in the yard all afternoon, I break up the chores into shorter segments. A 20 minute power nap along the way helps too.

    In fact compared to my peers, I’m more than just fine. A lot of it is attitude. Be happy where you are.

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    s_krumpe  16 days ago

    Ted isn’t wrong in my case. My mom died when I was 50 and my life took a drastic left turn I never saw coming. Found some things out that just about destroyed me but didn’t surprise me. Lost my job and was a hair’s breadth from being homeless when I finally found another. Now I like my job much more than my last and I’m pretty much in charge of my store, maybe about to become a store manager but I’ll settle for keeping this one from falling apart before the actual manager comes back from medical leave next year.

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    cuzinron47  16 days ago

    Well you can stop at 49 like some women do.

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    hooglah  16 days ago

    Nope!!! It means when you turn fifty, you just don’t give a crap about much anymore.

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    petermerck  16 days ago

    That’s why it’s called a second childhood.

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    Gordo4ever  16 days ago

    Life begins anew each morning. Treat each day as a great gift. : )

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    gopher gofer  16 days ago

    if only somebody had told me, i could’ve skipped all the preliminaries and gone straight to 50… ☺

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 16 days ago

    Let’s hope not !

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    Strawberry King  16 days ago

    And like the song says:

    “We’ve only just begun”

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    Moonkey Premium Member 16 days ago

    For women, we become invisible at 50. It’s nice.

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