The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for June 13, 2016

Osgood and Ernestine have been allowed to age as time passed by in the strip, which is almost the exception. In the 60’s they were a dashing sexy pair. They didn’t know each other and went to separate job interviews in Arlington. A fire alarm went off. They followed the exit signs. They woke up in Reno, handcuffed to each other through the bed frame, with a marriage license and evidence that the marriage had been consummated. They fell in love during the escape. The story after that became the movie, “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” . Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were chosen because they exactly resembled the strip. Vince Vaughn was chosen for brown dog’s part.

You’re remembering it wrong. When they woke up in Reno, they were both in a bathtub filled with ice and water, each with fresh surgical stitches, and there was a note telling them that their kidneys had been swapped.

Oh, and they weren’t handcuffed. In fact, their hands had been sewn together by the same crazed surgeon, and they remain sewn together to this day.

Or maybe you remember it correctly, and it was all a dream.

Antirejection drugs are debilitating and impede an active assassin’s lifestyle. You are thinking of Dagwood and Blondie who are now working at a desk job and deli. Never complain about Blondie’s food.

Hey guys, I can’t pull up Friday’s strip…Did I miss anything?

The amulet was egg whites only, yogurt, and those damned soy bacon bits. Everybody forgot about it.

How does he have people who follow this comic