The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 31, 2019

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The Tale of the Giant Frog Creature from Outer Space (Ep #27) :

“Okay, frog men”, says Brekk, “here’s the plan. Us commando teams sneak into the palace through the marshy moat, while you distract and engage the enemy from outside. First, we get into the imperial palace in the food trucks. And then we sneak further in and create chaos and confusion with these amazing ventriloquist devices invented by our good Dr. Frogenstein, and look for the captives. They’re probably trapped in the dungeons below the palace. Meanwhile, the air fighters keep the imperial air force engaged in an air battle while bombing below. The frog men take on the imperial amphibian force. We’ve all been in the imperial army before and that gives us an edge over them. They don’t have access to all the technology that we have, thanks to Dr. Frogenstein and his scientist pals who locked lot of the imperial army’s weaponry and machinery. Those fools are in for a surprise! Okay, frogs, let’s do this. Glory to the frogs!”

All the rebel frogs shot in unison, “glory to the frogs!”

Meanwhile, back at Toadlands, Dr. Frogenstein is suffering at the hands of the toads. Since the doc has refused to comply, they’ve killed two of the doc’s rebel companions after severe torture. Yet, Dr. Frogenstein is adamant. “Be sure to kill me too, you darned toads. For if you let me alive, I’ll certainly make your lives a living hell!”

“Mwa ha ha ha!”, laughs the evil Toad king Weelbur Toadston, and says, “when I’m done with you, doc, you’ll be begging me for death, but I’ll not let you die! Mwa ha ha ha! Get the nail removers!”, the toad king orders. Dr. Frogenstein, the iron willed frog is the bravest of em all. He says, “bring it on, you fiends!”

Meanwhile, Corporal Corey wakes up in the cavern again. “How do you feel, corporal”, says a strange calm voice.

“W.. who are you… w… where am I”, stammers Corey.

“Relax, Corporal. I’m Kermit the hermit”, says the voice, “you are safe now.”

To be Continued

Left over tacos took the Woe out of Wodensday – but will the effect latht though Thorthday? Wait and thee!