1. Young Son:- Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad:- That happens in every country, son.
2. I inserted an ‘ad’ in the classified: “Wife wanted”. Next day I received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine!”
cor_en_fa almost 3 years ago
Shhhh! Be quiet. Be Vewwy vewwy quiet. PickledPete is sleeping in.
Pickled Pete almost 3 years ago
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_ OSGOOD’S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE_
1. Young Son:- Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad:- That happens in every country, son.
2. I inserted an ‘ad’ in the classified: “Wife wanted”. Next day I received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine!”