The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for May 09, 2022

Truly generous infant flounders. (I used to play drums for them in the 60’s.

Tiny Girls Ignite Fires

Trained Investigator Gets Fooled

Taxes Increase Government Funding

This Guy Isn’t Funny :)

The graduate is foreign.

That Guy Is Fine. This Girl Is Fire.

Toes Go In First (instructions for new-shoe wearers).

This Gag Isn’t Funny

Think Its Gonna Float????

That Guy Is Fugly.

Tellurium Gaea Inceptō Fabulositas

So Happy It’s Thursday

My favorite is #8. Although it could have been Texas.

“The Grammarian Is Forgetful” (see #3).

This is Great! Interesting Find!

Anyone else remember L.S./M.F.T. ? Lets screw, my finger’s tired; Larry saw Mike fucking Tina (or Lamont saw Marlon fucking Tasha); Loose straps means floppy tits; etc.