The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for January 16, 2024

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    Ida No  11 months ago

    Duck: “I’m distracted by your protuberance-like cleavage, but if I say something I’ll look like a Dick.”

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 11 months ago

    At that point, the urge to say “quack”, in response, had to be stifled entirely.

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    Lady loves a joke  11 months ago

    He could have said, “Nuts, Nuts, Nuts”, but you’d definitely take offense at that!

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    I’m sorry, I was listening but you do understand I’m a genuine, waddling, quacking duck?

    How much wine did you have before I got here? Your cup runneth over….and over….not to mention that low-cut dress you’re wearing.

    ☺️☺️☺️❤️

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Her place setting is backwards.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    He seems to be ducking the issue.

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    stamps  11 months ago

    Just goose her.

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    Michael Rowe Premium Member 11 months ago

    Talk talk by Talk talk

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    blunebottle  10 months ago

    And what is “ouack?”

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