The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 13, 2007

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Moments before our scheduled take-off, our flight was delayed by homeland security agents that had boarded the plane to question several passengers. Swat man standing: You don't find me attractive, do you? Is it the glasses? Swat man squatting: Does this gun make my butt look big? Swat man sitting: My wife says size doesn't matter...but I know she's lying isn't she?