The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 19, 2009
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January 20, 2009
Transcript:
Scientist: We just want you to know that it has nothing to do with your performance - okay? So - Igor will escort you out and, oh, be sure to leave the cerebellum... it belongs to the company. Monster layoffs.
margueritem almost 16 years ago
I hate when they make you give back the cerebellum…
MotherOfMoses almost 16 years ago
Be patient Frankie. Just wait until Halloween. You’ll be overloaded with offers.
gaj1967 almost 16 years ago
bleeep intellectual rights.
Digital Frog almost 16 years ago
Good call Doctortoon
I wonder if having to leave his brain behind is considered his severance package…
m_ortal almost 16 years ago
If he’s not spamming, he’s already job-hunting. If I listed jobs that didn’t need a brain, it’d start an argument, and I’m practicing non-confrontation today.
krusher2 almost 16 years ago
he should go to monster.com to find a new job.
oldseadog almost 16 years ago
If he has to leave his brain behind, then he could always go into politics.
bald almost 16 years ago
it was a lawyers brain [next step down from politician]
lincolnhyde almost 16 years ago
But most politicians are lawyers …