The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 17, 2009

Poor Hector, I’d be shakin’ in my boots if I were you…. Just call the cops.

Carmy has magically attracted pinatas all over Toonville!

JFri: Carmy came immediately to mind when I saw this one.

Careful Hector. He might “whack” you.

Go for the throat Hector.

Throw a bean ball.

What is the store REALLY saving by hiring a pinata as an employee?

let him go, hector, they don’t pay you enough to spill your guts

When you’re a piñata everything looks like a stick.

they pay hector less than minimum wage, it ain’t worth it to get hurt for a few candy bars

Hector - you deserve a “break” today.

Hector can’t call the police; he doesn’t have a green card. Piñatas are the fastest growing minority in American comics.

Yeah