Y’all are not gonna believe me, but there is an accepted method of performing CPR using a toilet plunger. It doesn’t go over the patient’s face though.
You are right, First Class - I saw the gadget at an EMS conference a few years back. Still in the testing phase.
There was another gadget that mechanically compressed the chest… it quickly gained the name ‘geezer squeezer’. (EMS people are not known for politically correct humor)
margueritem over 14 years ago
And he only charged $75 an hour!
Madman2001 over 14 years ago
… but you had to gargle with Drano afterward !
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
……………and hope that he didn’t bend over and show you his plumber’s crack…………………………
that’d get you breathing realllllllll fast…
ksoskins over 14 years ago
If the plunger didn’t work, Jake would follow up with the closet auger.
grapfhics over 14 years ago
Not the with those overalls or are they just hiked up a tad? morning all
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Pick on MONTANALADY day. Plumber’s cracks get you breathing reallll fast?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
nobody wanted their airways cleared right after Jake had just unclogged the toilet at the bus station
captainedd over 14 years ago
If I saw the crack, I would probably start gagging again…
eqo over 14 years ago
dogs use the hineylick maneuver
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
BRAIN SUCKER
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
Y’all are not gonna believe me, but there is an accepted method of performing CPR using a toilet plunger. It doesn’t go over the patient’s face though.
LarryNelson over 14 years ago
You are right, First Class - I saw the gadget at an EMS conference a few years back. Still in the testing phase.
There was another gadget that mechanically compressed the chest… it quickly gained the name ‘geezer squeezer’. (EMS people are not known for politically correct humor)