Optometrist: I don't understand... you want to go back to wearing glasses?
Oh, too sad….. Edward, I wouldn’t blame you if you sued…
Optometry isn’t supposed to be a contact sport…
When I tried contact lenses my eyes felt like that too!
You think this is bad. You should have seen Edward’s conversation with the dermatologist about jock itch.
Not to mention the embarrassing “jock-itch” incident at the dermatologist’s office.
Edward’s cruel words cut to the heart of the optometrist.
And make sure they’re OSHA compliant
well, at least now he can operate an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle and never shoot his eye out
Hmmm! My contact lenses are fine. Of course, I have paws.
That’s what they make a bedet for….
margueritem over 14 years ago
Oh, too sad….. Edward, I wouldn’t blame you if you sued…
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Optometry isn’t supposed to be a contact sport…
sgmoo over 14 years ago
When I tried contact lenses my eyes felt like that too!
ksoskins over 14 years ago
You think this is bad. You should have seen Edward’s conversation with the dermatologist about jock itch.
docopenhaver over 14 years ago
Not to mention the embarrassing “jock-itch” incident at the dermatologist’s office.
LKD over 14 years ago
Edward’s cruel words cut to the heart of the optometrist.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
And make sure they’re OSHA compliant
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
well, at least now he can operate an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle and never shoot his eye out
Iwa Iniki over 14 years ago
Hmmm! My contact lenses are fine. Of course, I have paws.
captainedd over 14 years ago
That’s what they make a bedet for….