The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 13, 2010

Fussy, fussy, fussy….

I hate it when my fig leaves shrink; getting them dry cleaned properly, now that’s heavenly.

Try it anyway, it might fit!!!

If he’s so picky, he should just get more from the trees.

Amazing, just like she shrinks the waistbands of my pants.

Always thinking with your fig leaf, Doctor Toon.

And no starch! (In him either)

lakita_lover, I think being picky is how he got them in the first place.

Eh, who gives a fig. At least she didn’t wash them together with the fall leaves (colors)

go fig ure

Replace the fig leaf with poison oak…that’ll learn ‘im.

Don’t like the way she does them? Then he should do them himself.

Why doesn’t Adam have a beard? Did either Adam or Eve invent the razor? What’s that dot just to the left of the laundry basket? Is that a belly button? Adam and Eve did not have belly buttons. (Think about it.) And that leaf Adam is holding did not come from the genus Ficus. It looks like an Acer (maple) leaf. I’m guessing Acer rubrum (red maple), which is indigenous to North America. So was the Garden of Eden located in North America?

They can still be used when the weather turns cold.

How else was God supposed to nourish Adam and Eve when they where being gestated?

Duh.

StingyMcTight, who said it’s “Adam and Eve”?

This is Harold and Eve and they are at the Paducah Nudist Colony.

not like grow on trees

Do your own laundry!

Was Armani in the business of making fig leaves?