The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 13, 2010

OMG! Look what the cat dragged in! (your turn!)

Better question the cat. He looks a little too happy.

’ luck, Steve.

(Sigh, I’m not in the US, therefore ineligible but I entered anyway):

Back at HQ suspicions ran wild as each member of the C Squad considered the mystery ……who on earth had replaced the cream doughnuts with fishguts?

Hmmmmm, I cant put my finger on it., but I feel like we’re getting close to the culprit.

It could have been a cat burgler………

Hey Frank, Ya think we outta take the cat in for questioning?

Where is all the frozen lasagna?

What kind of ANIMAL leaves the freezer door open?!?!

Cats vs Dogs gone bad.

Frozen hairballs?

I vote for JP Steve

Garfield could only smile as the police investigate Odie’s freezer accident.

Probably too morbid, but this is what I think it looks like.

It’s the arrest scene from “Silence of the Hams”

What have we here?….Arbuckle Lasagna, Odie’eurves, Nermal pie…He’s literally been eating them out of house and home for years. You’re under arrest Garfield Lecter!

27 packages of meat labeled Jon and Odie. Who could have done such a diabolical thing?

08:55 - Uum, no food in the fridge, cat with a Mona Lisa smile and a phosphorescent empty coffee cup; put an APB out for Dr Toon!

Going on complaints from the neighbors, the police find Fluffy’s mice lab equipment hidden in the freezer.

Hmmm….. a convocate of regurgitate!!!!!!!

classic case of feline furball fetish!!!

I vote for NOG’S comment

I entered mine!

Looking like the cat that ate the canary, and GEE look at that! A freezer full of canaries!

Joe and Lenny discovered that they can now re-open the cold case of the notorious “Catnip Killer”!

Mrs. Maloney says we’re invited for dinner. Leg of lamb.

theres a container in here labeled “Bernice”…that explains the one in the freezer labeled “Wally”!!!

I think I found Mrs. Frizzel… what’s left of her, anyway.

Upon seeing the freezer, officer Bucky realized the meaning of the saying, “Save a canary for a rainy day.”

OMG The dratted cat got the last of my cheesecake!!!!

Ats wat ya get fo lettin da animals in da house!!

Well, they found that mean old Mr. Kibbles in bits.

The serial killings became known as the “Cat Got Your Tongue” case.

Police discover how Mrs. Mirsus got rid of her 120 cats so fast.

The “Son of Odie” case is solved.

Nothing but Birdeye!

But the cat knew “HE” would come back!

Officer O’Grady stood in silence, unsure of how the missing lambs wound up in the freezer.

“That’s a lot of empty lasagna containers!”

Blame the dog.

Hey Captain, I think I figured out what happened to the neighbor’s dog. Uh Captain, you don’t look so good.

“If that cat could talk, what tales he’d tell… ‘bout Della and the dealer and the dog as well. But the cat was cool and he never said a mumblin’ word.”

Well he likes to keep his tongues fresh.

With the horror still frozen on his face Keven now knows why the cat was in the bag.

Over 27 years since he was last seen Jon Arbuckle’s last room mate Lyman was found frozen in a freezer by two officers. The crime is believed to be the result of a certain cat’s “bad, bad Monday”.

How did “Boots” get in the crisper?????

Smitty, slowly go check the litter box.

cat got ur tongue?

“Let’s see here John, there’s a cat and an empty fridge. The only logical conclusion is the cat hadn’t been fed since the Henderson’s were on vacation. So, the cat ate the Thanksgiving leftovers.” – “And hacked up a hairball in there too, Jeremy.”