The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 05, 2011

He’s not all he’s cracked up to be!!!

Shortly after, Humpty had his great fall.

You know it’s not been mentioned in the rhyme anywhere that Humpty Dumpty is an egg … where does the idea that he is an egg come from?

Anyway, shouldn’t it be humpme-dumpme?

Did someone say “GRITS”? bring them on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dumpty

Would have been funnier had they been tees instead of eggs.

He fell for her?

@MihirAsher

Humpedme-Dumpedme is the joke I heard of before, too. I’m guessing this is same thing. I like the play on words better. What girl hasn’t been in that situation?

The old shell game.

Humpty-Dumpty wound up scrambled and fried? And here I thought that was Charlie Sheen.

vlechtja said, about 4 hours ago

Would have been funnier had they been tees instead of eggs. ——————————————— What????????????

There are things Humpty can do to help, when the relationship is over, easy.

He hasn’t called you dear, because he fell and broke himself and it’s all over………. everywhere.

“The Big Over Easy”

by jasper Fforde.

Which begs the question: Did he really have a great fall on his own, or was he pushed?

“Humpty Dumpty” started out as a riddle.

jterran–

Hump-tee Dump-tee.

Dumpty the Hump was a fall guy. The King’s men were no help. The horses ain’t talking. Quite a riddle.

An eggscellent eggsample of eggsamining eggsitentialism.

Humpty Dumpty was pushed!