The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 07, 2011

make sure not to irritate Mr. Combs, he may be an Africanized bee.

One disadvantage with being an insect is that eye problems are compounded.

Never go for contacts honey

Must be a spelling bee if it can read an eye chart.

Be careful not to make eye contact with him!

Wow - I’m going to get my Drivers license eye test today!

“Mister” bees cannot sting. Interestingly, they do have better vision than the workers.

The doc has nothing to fear, as long as he bee hives himself.

oh, buzz off, doc

Eye, yi, yi, yi, yi!

ya gotta hope he doesn’t develop ‘Astingmatism’ ’

Wonder if he calls his wife “Honey.”

Having 20/20 vision has nothing to do with having two eyes. It means that at a distance of 20 feet, you can see images that are standard for being visible at 20 feet. If you have 20/40 vision, that means that you can only distinguish at 20 feet figures that should be visible from 40 feet. if you have 20/10, that means your visual acuity is twice as good as normal - you can see at 20 feet things that normally are distinguishable from 10 feet.

this is great! an aducation and a comedy show, plus some of the best comic strips written

really makes me wax poetic